dadfuckers inc. 🔞

We'd been secretly crushing on each other for ages before it happened... one night we were sitting on the couch watching TV together and we just sort of kept making not very subtle moves on each other (a hand on a crotch here, a quick sniff on a pit there) Eventually we just locked eyes and leaned in for a kiss expecting the other to back away any second... but we never did. We stumbled up to the bedroom almost knocking furniture over and lost my virginity on the bed I was conceived in. I think it was weirdly romantic? It's a nice memory for sure!